Leavin' On A Jet Plane

So...Concert Choir is off...a few hours and counting. We're all gathered in the choir room and waiting for our conductor to show up...everybody's here I think.

There's a baby crying in the distance, people talking, some people playing the piano because there obviously isn't enough noise and it's a sin to have quiet times in life.

So yeah. I've pocketed my hundred and fifty dollars perdium...is that how you spell it? For the whole time. I hope I don't spend that much. Even if I only spend a hundred, that would be great. Then I'd have fifty left over for shows or something...souvenirs.

My friend and I bought food from foodland, snacks and such.

All right. I'm heading out. I'll see yas later.

Time has been arrested!

On a late winter-should be spring-day, the ever elusive age enhancer known only as Time has been arrested for drug abuse in the way of steroids. It had started off as a routine speeding ticket, for which it was doing two years in a 35 mph zone, when the officer on duty (who shall remain unnamed) noticed what looked like a pill bottle laying in the passenger seat.

After further inspection, the officer on the scene called for backup and had extracted the bottle as evidence. The old man in the driver's seat tried to argue that he'd been around since before horses were strapped to carts as the main way of transportation, which clearly showed that said driver had been under the influence while operating the vehicle - according to the arresting officer.

Later investigation found that Old Man Time had been involved in several hit and run accidents within the city streets. The most current victim had been none other than my own brother. He had been hit by Father Time rather harshly, leaving several skid-marks all over the young man's body. The eldest sister of the family (me) had been called in to identify the body in the hospital where the young boy sustained several debilitating injuries. There was confusion. The sister claimed that the boy had just barely been 12 years old. Doctor reports said he had to be at least 15.

Police Precincts from around the country combined forces and efforts to stop this madman on drugs. The most frequent victims of this immortal were the family members of current college students, who claim that their family members were older than they should be or remembered them to be.

More during the six-o'clock news break.

Spreading the Illness

One of my friends (whom we'll call Male) chatted online with a friend (Fem1) and asked how he should "declare" his love and ask out the other friend we'll call Fem2. In her eyes he's just a really good friend and needed some help on how to change his status.

FACT: In the order of Ninja Turtle infatuations I score at the bottom of the list at number three. Fem 1 for purposes of this blog scores at place #2 and Fem2 scores at the top of the list.

So we suggested to Male that he should dress up as Michaelangelo (the orange one and Fem2's favorite by far) and take her pizza and flowers. The pizza should have a note resting inside. Male is a theatre guy so he has no qualms with going through with this. In fact, he knows of her *cough* obsession *cough* and was already thinking of doing that before he even contacted us. He just needed his "special" thoughts condoned by other living, breathing people. Who am I to turn a boy away? Seriously?

These are the types of things that happen in my life. I technically dream animated dreams now. Scary? Not really. But a lot more people that I'd like to see in my dreams are beginning to show up.

News...news...I moved into a new house a couple of weeks ago. It's still news to me okay? It's wonderful. It's quiet, the only loud people are us when..we're..loud? Yeah. I finally got most of my room clean. I still have to go through it to fish out junkie papers and stuff. I like doing that.

Oh - other news. The PS2 game God of War is a fabulous game. There's some partial nudity in some of the cut scenes, which I was most definitely not aware of until it popped up, but the action was great. I do believe that the same people who made DMC (Devil May Cry) also made this game. I highly recommend it. Story line is great, the action is great, graphics are fabulous and if you have 1 1/2 full days of nothing to do, this game is perfect for you. I made it through halfway and then needed the help of a walkthrough. You wouldn't believe how stuck I would have been if I didn't have that help. It would have taken me like three to four days to finish. God of War 2 comes out next year.

Floaties

Is it possible to die from being drowned in textbooks and dry erase markers? I'll try it and tell you how well it works.

Auctions in the latter-days

Ladder. This ladder is equipped with a lifetime warrantee. It will never rust, never break, never slip unless you take off the rubber feet.

Going once.
Twice.

Sold, to the lady in the fifty-foot hole.